The Secret Lives of Platypi
by Nate

She is a problem-solving platypus.

She uses electroreception to detect nearby humans and lets out a low growl. Her call summons a male platypus who strikes the human with a venomous spur on the rear of his webbed foot. After the human is poisoned, it falls into the shallows, vulnerable and afraid. The female platypus slaps the human's face with her tail again and again until it's unconscious. Then, her little baby platypi brood feed on the poisoned, beaten, unconscious human as it breathes its last, gnawing its flesh with their cute little duck bills.

She is a problem-solving platypus.

Written about 3 years ago
Tags mother fear platypus platypi poison

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