Scrawlers

Sally, who lacks fondness for animals, showed no interest in our critter inspired stops. The only time she joined in on the laughter was when we came across a pig called Penelope who claimed the title of biggest porker alive. Poor Penelope couldn’t walk very much seeing as her little bacon bit appendages could scarcely support her supple frame. The farm owners gave her a sturdy skateboard to plop her bulk onto and propel herself with her hind legs when she felt the urge to move around. We all agreed that was twice as amusing as it was depressing.