Feeding Time
Meow, I said.
My bowl is empty, but my Human isn't filling it.
Meow, I said again. Meow.
I go into my bedroom, and hop onto my bed.
Meow. My Human still is not moving. Meow. Why won't he get up? Can't he see that I'm hungry?
Meow! My Human grunts and waves his arm aimlessly. He says something I can't understand. Maybe He just has trouble hearing me. Meow! I say with emphasis in His ear. With a single shove, I'm forced off my bed.
Fine. I'll just pee in His shoes.